A shocker I know!
I was having some real provoking thoughts about my life, and then I needed a distraction and came here. I realized that I don't blog. I know you have noticed, my loyal alien fanatics.
Blogging still eludes me.
I get those days where I am in a crappy mood and would be all gaggingly emo or the super happy days where I am pollyana. I might just go with the flow. That is my new motto anyway. GO WITH THE FLOW for the love of all things holy and great in this world. Just chill.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Monday, September 12, 2011
I Like Your Ride! Volume 1.2
Day: Tuesday
Time: 1:30-4:15 AM
I Like Your Ride!
Echoed across the convenience store parking lot after she had a fit that the store was closed. The 24 hour store was not closed, the poor store clerk guy had to use the restroom. There I was waiting outside for him. (I think I wait for him way to much..hmmm things to ponder) When she pulled up, tried to walk in and then bam. I LIKE YOUR RIDE! She was at least awake and ready for whatever was coming next for her. What I should of done was asked if she got his number. Sadly, I did not think of it until afterwords.
Stop Giving Them Away!
This next couple came next. Aren't they lovely? Him with his redneck beard and tattoo. They were loud and a bit obnoxious. See this is when I judge people. Sure I might snicker at how you look, but it is all in good fun. I really do not judge people by there looks...most of the time. When you go with the redneck stereotype so blatantly I am going to point and laugh. After they figured out snacks, such as fritos and nacho cheese, they had walked up to the counter. She asked for cigarettes, then kind of whined about the price. He was telling her to stop giving them away. He told her to get whatever she wanted but stop giving them away. I thought he said all this kind of lovingly. Like, you know how she is. Love her, but sometimes I wonder what I got myself into. While Store Clerk Guy, thought the man said it out of anger. Eh, I guess we will never know. I liked this couple because he looked like he really loved her, until Store Clerk Guy tainted my view. Damn him.
I Got Pockets For Everything
I wish I could of gotten a picture of the front of his overalls. He had a pocket for everything. While overalls are not the height of fashion. What I loved about this man. Was not only was he nice, upbeat and positive. He was CLEAN.. His clothes were clean, he was clean. Men take note, clean men, while not in fashion beat out a fashionable dirty man. Why would any fashionable man be dirty you ask? Well the problem is the fashionable men also wear cologne and sometimes act like cocky jerks. This man was just himself. You gotta love that!
Time: 1:30-4:15 AM
I Like Your Ride!
Echoed across the convenience store parking lot after she had a fit that the store was closed. The 24 hour store was not closed, the poor store clerk guy had to use the restroom. There I was waiting outside for him. (I think I wait for him way to much..hmmm things to ponder) When she pulled up, tried to walk in and then bam. I LIKE YOUR RIDE! She was at least awake and ready for whatever was coming next for her. What I should of done was asked if she got his number. Sadly, I did not think of it until afterwords.
Stop Giving Them Away!
This next couple came next. Aren't they lovely? Him with his redneck beard and tattoo. They were loud and a bit obnoxious. See this is when I judge people. Sure I might snicker at how you look, but it is all in good fun. I really do not judge people by there looks...most of the time. When you go with the redneck stereotype so blatantly I am going to point and laugh. After they figured out snacks, such as fritos and nacho cheese, they had walked up to the counter. She asked for cigarettes, then kind of whined about the price. He was telling her to stop giving them away. He told her to get whatever she wanted but stop giving them away. I thought he said all this kind of lovingly. Like, you know how she is. Love her, but sometimes I wonder what I got myself into. While Store Clerk Guy, thought the man said it out of anger. Eh, I guess we will never know. I liked this couple because he looked like he really loved her, until Store Clerk Guy tainted my view. Damn him.
I Got Pockets For Everything
I wish I could of gotten a picture of the front of his overalls. He had a pocket for everything. While overalls are not the height of fashion. What I loved about this man. Was not only was he nice, upbeat and positive. He was CLEAN.. His clothes were clean, he was clean. Men take note, clean men, while not in fashion beat out a fashionable dirty man. Why would any fashionable man be dirty you ask? Well the problem is the fashionable men also wear cologne and sometimes act like cocky jerks. This man was just himself. You gotta love that!
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Can I use the restroom? It's closed. Volume 1.1
Volume 1.1
Day: Friday
Time: 2am-4am
Driving to my local convenience store visiting a friend who is working. The excitement of another Friday night spent "out". There is something about this "special" place, the smell of hot dogs and cigarettes, the sound of "a pair of underwear" wafting down to your ears from the televisions, that makes you wonder how much more pathetic life could get if you are hanging out visiting a friend at a convenience store. Clearly, I am just that good of a friend!
OMG White People!
Woah! I see white people! There was a stampede of white people. Now, do not take me wrong. I am white, however I live in a predominately Hispanic neighborhood. So you have to ask yourself. What the fudge is going on? Football! Of course, this is Texas after all. Plus, it is five minutes from the Cowboys stadium. So imagine my pure horror at all these white people flooding in. Blocking traffic, coming into MY ghetto convenience store. Texas is "special".
Dominatrix
A petite woman, probably early 30's wearing browns, and just old lady looking clothes with a short hispanic man. He is going on and on trying to be all funny I guess? About how "fresh" the fruit is. I am like it is freshish. He was like what? Yeah it shut him up. You know those men who think they are funny. Well sometimes acting dumb shuts them up because it confounds them. The guy shut up. All I could keep thinking is this woman was probably a dominatrix in bed! I just got that feeling. (I like to think my feelings are spot on) I visualize (unfortunately I am very visual) him being all tied up and her yelling "WHO'S YOUR MOMMY!". As she spanks him! (shudder in horror, I sure did)
Gay and Fabulous
I love my gays! He was dramatic, his clothes were flashy, everything you want in a gay man! It was great! He kept asking me if I wanted something he was willing to buy. I was all no, it is okay. I was so amused, he asked if I was my friends mom, umm no, and nor do I look like I am. Then he ran through sister, lover, wife, girlfriend and finally I am like, just a friend. He was like "Oh, I don't have friends." I am like it is okay. Store clerk man, said "Don't worry, she is my only friend." I felt special! Gay guy was heading out, and took a huge step back as a hispanic man all tatted up walked in. He looked at me all kind of worried , then proceeded to check the guys butt out. HAHAHA! Then he mouthed to me. "Be Careful". In all fairness this is a pretty rough neighborhood and you really do have to be careful. I hope I see him again.
After fun gay guy left, store clerk guy told me he hit on him. I am like what? "Yeah, he asked if I liked boys. I was flattered, but no." Now this is funny, gay guy had to of known store clerk guy was not gay. I am telling you it is store clerks eyes, they are really pretty, and his charisma, he is kind of cocky too. Plus, store clerk guy is an alpha male, because gay guy had to of been a bottom for sure.
Do You Have A Restroom?
I see this all the time. If I had a nickel for every time I heard this conversation. I would at least make money from my adventures at the local convenience store!
"Do you have a bathroom?"
"Restroom is closed."
"I really have to pee."
"Sorry, bosses rules"
"Can't you make an exception?"
"No, cameras everywhere I don't want to get into trouble."
"OMG, I really have to go!"
"Sorry."
Seriously this could go on for minutes. It is annoying. Adults use the freaking bathroom before you leave your house! Grow up, you can't change his mind. Get a clue. It is a privilege to use the bathroom out in public, not a right!
Boob Money?
How about those women who whip out money from their boobs! Is that even hygienic? I don't do that. Who knows what else they are hoarding down there. Small furry animals? A "pleasure" toy? I mean you just don't know. I think he should wear plastic gloves to take money from people!
Day: Friday
Time: 2am-4am
Driving to my local convenience store visiting a friend who is working. The excitement of another Friday night spent "out". There is something about this "special" place, the smell of hot dogs and cigarettes, the sound of "a pair of underwear" wafting down to your ears from the televisions, that makes you wonder how much more pathetic life could get if you are hanging out visiting a friend at a convenience store. Clearly, I am just that good of a friend!
OMG White People!
Woah! I see white people! There was a stampede of white people. Now, do not take me wrong. I am white, however I live in a predominately Hispanic neighborhood. So you have to ask yourself. What the fudge is going on? Football! Of course, this is Texas after all. Plus, it is five minutes from the Cowboys stadium. So imagine my pure horror at all these white people flooding in. Blocking traffic, coming into MY ghetto convenience store. Texas is "special".
Dominatrix
A petite woman, probably early 30's wearing browns, and just old lady looking clothes with a short hispanic man. He is going on and on trying to be all funny I guess? About how "fresh" the fruit is. I am like it is freshish. He was like what? Yeah it shut him up. You know those men who think they are funny. Well sometimes acting dumb shuts them up because it confounds them. The guy shut up. All I could keep thinking is this woman was probably a dominatrix in bed! I just got that feeling. (I like to think my feelings are spot on) I visualize (unfortunately I am very visual) him being all tied up and her yelling "WHO'S YOUR MOMMY!". As she spanks him! (shudder in horror, I sure did)
Gay and Fabulous
I love my gays! He was dramatic, his clothes were flashy, everything you want in a gay man! It was great! He kept asking me if I wanted something he was willing to buy. I was all no, it is okay. I was so amused, he asked if I was my friends mom, umm no, and nor do I look like I am. Then he ran through sister, lover, wife, girlfriend and finally I am like, just a friend. He was like "Oh, I don't have friends." I am like it is okay. Store clerk man, said "Don't worry, she is my only friend." I felt special! Gay guy was heading out, and took a huge step back as a hispanic man all tatted up walked in. He looked at me all kind of worried , then proceeded to check the guys butt out. HAHAHA! Then he mouthed to me. "Be Careful". In all fairness this is a pretty rough neighborhood and you really do have to be careful. I hope I see him again.
After fun gay guy left, store clerk guy told me he hit on him. I am like what? "Yeah, he asked if I liked boys. I was flattered, but no." Now this is funny, gay guy had to of known store clerk guy was not gay. I am telling you it is store clerks eyes, they are really pretty, and his charisma, he is kind of cocky too. Plus, store clerk guy is an alpha male, because gay guy had to of been a bottom for sure.
Do You Have A Restroom?
I see this all the time. If I had a nickel for every time I heard this conversation. I would at least make money from my adventures at the local convenience store!
"Do you have a bathroom?"
"Restroom is closed."
"I really have to pee."
"Sorry, bosses rules"
"Can't you make an exception?"
"No, cameras everywhere I don't want to get into trouble."
"OMG, I really have to go!"
"Sorry."
Seriously this could go on for minutes. It is annoying. Adults use the freaking bathroom before you leave your house! Grow up, you can't change his mind. Get a clue. It is a privilege to use the bathroom out in public, not a right!
Boob Money?
How about those women who whip out money from their boobs! Is that even hygienic? I don't do that. Who knows what else they are hoarding down there. Small furry animals? A "pleasure" toy? I mean you just don't know. I think he should wear plastic gloves to take money from people!
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